Be just out of reach.
Be unavailable.
Be gone.
Don’t be yourself.
Be prettier than you are.
Be thinner than you are.
Don’t love.
Don’t show your love.
Don’t tell anyone you love them.
Don’t think about sex.
Don’t want sex.
Don’t ever have sex.
Simply follow this advice, ladies
(be an absence,
a falsehood,
a lack,
a void,
a loss)
and men
will marry you.
Love this.So true.
That is most of the dating advice, but sometimes you just have to rebel!